I've Waited a Hundred Years

averypottermormon:

indigowinter17:

katelynpossible:

my entire life is just a test to see if i’ll commit suicide or homicide first

that was really not okay

f0xface:

i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin

makokitten:

I have two eyeliner settings: “none” and “wanton mistress of the night.”

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

i just walked into the kitchen for water and my mom was in there making a grilled cheese w/ ham and I was like mom it’s almost 2 am what are you doing

and she was like I’m a grown ass woman if I want a grilled cheese at 2 am so be it